Hard Vision |
Dirtbags'Armpit Of Metal' Wow!!! Does Bill Zebub have any friends? If so they need to encourage him not to be making these horrible films and used his talents somewhere else. You know I hate to give anyone a bad review if at all possible. I mean, hell, half of the shit I do more than likely sucks in most peoples eyes, but I still keep plugging away as well. And so does this guy. Also the maker Metal Heads, also reviewed on this site. And take into account, these are only my words and opinions. I am still trying to figure out what part of this film has anything to do with comedy. You got a chemist who makes date rape drugs and acid for everyone, Bill who is in college taking a class to get a degree in I can't even remember and refuse to rewind to find out, and the guy who tape girls to sell on the internet. The story line in this miserable film jumps all over the place. Once again there is great usage of naked chicks in the film. And there are a lot of them . As well as the sound track which contains songs by Norte Dame, Immolation, Gloomy Grim, The Jethros,, M.O.D., Hollenthon, Anal Cunt, Shape of Despair, The Wicked and others. The is a cameo with Peter Steele of Type O Negative. It's a scene where Bill is trying to steal his bass to sell on the net to make money to buy jewelry for the girlfriend of the video tape guy. The bloopers section is, and I must honestly say has some funny parts to it. Thank you for putting them in. If there was an edit of just the chick scenes with the sound track, Bill Zebub might be on to something. But then there would be no script or acting. Hmmm. Sounds like a winner to me. Sorry Bill. Didn't like this one either. Although where creativeness is concerned, I'd like to see how your film making career develops. There's got to be something better than these in there somewhere. Keep trying. The Blair Witch Project made millions and it sucked too. Good luck man. |