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Exorcismo What we have here is another low budget version of "The Exorcist." There's a large group of people out there who live for stuff like this and, if you happen to be one of those people, this film will be a perfect addition to your low budget collection. We start off at what looks to be some sort of devil worship gathering at the beach. You get all the good stuff right up front...cheesy horror music, people doing drugs, topless women, some chick putting a knife to her wrist to shed blood for her chosen false idol. The main girl in the story is then seen with her boyfriend in a car, they go over a mountain, both fall out of the car before it crashes to the bottom...ain't they lucky...they survive, boyfriend goes over to girlfriend, who says something about facing death and then she tries to snap his neck, which she doesn't do since she passes out. She ends up in a hospital, where she freaks out towards her mother, sister and brother. Of course, we go to a church scene next. Then we get another peek at a nice set of tits...blah, blah, blah...the brother is soon found dead with his head twisted to his back. The sister freaks out and attacks the maid, who was making out with the dead brother before he was dead. It was her boobs that we got to see and it's a shame we didn't get to see more of 'em. She's exceptionally hot, best looking woman in the movie. Her boob/making out scene is kind of lame...she doesn't fake passion too well...but, at least we got to see her boobs. Anyway, the preacher goes over to see the boyfriend of the main girl and he's attacked in the hall by some dude in a mask...or was it the main girl in a mask? Ah, who cares. It doesn't really matter cause his attack is just him getting knocked down. He gets up and continues on to see the boyfriend, who's also found dead with his head on backwards. Main girl ends up missing from her bedroom, mommy doesn't wanna involve the police. So, the preacher and main girl's sister end up going to look for the girl. They know where to go thanks to the main, who's dead and buried in coal in the basement...they just had to kill the one with the nice boobs. Anyway, preacher and sister end up walking into a satanic ceremony alone...a lot of naked women to be seen here, even a bit of bush. I'm still rather fond of the dead maid though. Common sense...you don't walk into the house of satan alone because, well, first of all, it's not the smart thing to do and, second, one of mommy's house servants might be in league with these people at he'll attack you. Luckily, the police arrive in time to save the preacher because the dead maid called 'em before she became dead. The bald guy's in custody and we find out that he's in love with the main girl, who happened to be the killer. He covered up for her because he loved her and, after his confession, the dirty old pervert goes out a window to his death. After all this, we find out that the main girl is...are you ready for this...POSSESSED! Yeah, that's why she killed her brother and her boyfriend and the maid with the nice set of knockers. Wonder what gave that away...maybe the fact that she tried to kill her mother after she turned into a really possessed chick with bad make up. Stuff comes out her mouth and it sounds like someone just had way too much to drink for one night. Blah, blah, blah...preacher does his thing, goes head to head with the thing that's inside the main girl, they roll down the stairs, the thing leaves the girl...BUT...it's not ready to give up the fight just yet. It goes into the body of a dog, which uses the preacher as a chew toy until he kills man's best friend possessed. Evil kicks the bucket with a howl, preacher wins. The main girl is either dead or alive...it's not really clear. The end, roll credits. All that in 90 minutes. The voice track is way off through the entire film. It's like watching one of the old Godzilla movies where the Japanese people are talking and their lips aren't in tune with what they're saying. The acting is pretty lame...even my favorite dead maid, her "sexual satisfaction" scene is totally cheesy. It's almost funny. But, she does have a nice set of....and you know what, maybe it's just me, but, boobs looked a lot better back in 1975...even on dead maids and possessed chicks. This film also features Paul Naschy and it was directed by Juan Bosch for those of you who might care. |