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Law of the Plague
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Jonathan Mariante
Emergency! Code Red! A new plague has been unleashed upon the world! A
deadly one, blacker than the black plague! And there is no known cure!
Symptoms of infection include: Gathering of many metalheads in mosh
pits and thrashing about violently, stagediving, headbanging, thrusting
fists in the air with the "horns up" salute, screaming the "F" word
loudly (the disc's first song, "Piss On My Grave", uses it a zillion
times!), and general maniacal behavior. People who are fans classic
style thrash metal, hardcore/punk, and violent music in general are
especially prone to infection, so they are especially advised to keep
their eyes open for this. Research indicates that this is a very
aggressive plague, and therefore spreads rapidly and mercilessly, and
appears to have its origins in classic style thrash metal, like Slayer
and DRI, also with elements of Pantera and Black Sabbath (especially on
the second song, "Inside Out".). Since, as stated earlier, there is no
known cure, the best thing to do, should one become infected, is to
thrash and mosh for all you're worth! It's about the only thing you can
do! (And I can't fault a band who does a song called "Piss On My
Grave"!). BEWARE THE PLAGUE! This one's going to spread fast, and leave
very few survivors! Especially when the full length album is released!
Then, heaven help the world (especially those who are not the most
hardcore of thrashers/metalheads!). If you contact infection, go to
www.sinternational.net for emergency instructions.
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